Friday, September 5, 2008, 05:10 PM GMT [Politics]
earlier today, I blogged on the way that the EU is trying to resurrect the legally defunct Lisbon Treaty.http://my.telegraph.co.uk/hammer/blog/2008/09/05/lisbon_treaty_rearing_up_again
Doubting Thomas mentioned their latest chicanery on 'in absentia' sentencing. May I give you a possible scenario.
A is someone who stirs loudly and effectively against the EU, its budget spending and general non-representation. He goes away on an innocent holiday.
B, carrying a forged passport, purporting to be A, enters, say, Roumania and carries out an atrocity and leaves before he is caught.
Roumania investigates, finds the identity of the villain, sentences him in absentia. A is then extradited, and there would be no political efforts to stop this miscarriage and A can be effectively re-educated whilst in prison.
The Brussels battalion of bureaucrats can then get on with their nepotism, fiddling and empire building with one less effective voice digging them out.
Not possible? How many British passports went adrift recently? How many whistle blowers have been framed and muffled in the corridors of power?
If the EU is so good, why should not every country have a referendum to tell them so? A refusal can only mean that they know that they would lose, because it is not in the people's interest, just the politicians.
If enough people get up and instruct their representative MPs and MEPs to force a vote, then we can see. If it goes as a YES, all I can do is shut up for a year or so, before you start to hear a muttered, "I told you so," by which time we will have German or Russian tanks in Piccadilly.
Hey everyone.. Finally a new season. Well tonite I got my feet wet again. I really didn't want to start off big, but it look that way in the first game. Here are my games
Game 1: 224
Game 2: 170
Game 3: 188
Total Series: 582 Avg. 194
My goal this year again is to have a 200+ average for a full season. My other is to get a 800 series. My teammate already got a 805 to start the season. He was just on. Never missed the pocket. Had a 289 first game. Left a stone 8 pin on the 11th ball. TTyNW(talktoyounextweek).
If you could abolish just one quango, which would it be? Heaven knows there are enough to choose from. According to a recent study by the Taxpayers’ Alliance, there are now 1162 executive agencies in Britain, costing £64 billion a year.
It’s a toughie, but, on grounds that you should start with those that have the greatest capacity to do harm, here are my top five:
I’m sure you have candidates of your own. The excellent Donal Blaney, for example, makes a strong case for scrapping the Advertising Standards Authority. Douglas Carswell is obsessed with getting rid of the Better Regulations Commission which, he argues, typifies what is wrong with our whole approach: instead of tackling the problem of too many laws and too many quangoes through repeal and abolition, Labour chose to do so by passing another law and creating a new quango. And as for the Qualifications and Curriculum Authority…
I’d welcome any ideas you have. The comment thread is open.
English Heritage has thrown a spanner in the works of the Catholic Diocese of Leeds and its beanie-wearing bishop, Arthur Roche.
Bishop Roche's plans have been hampered by English Heritage
The figure-skating prelate has been too busy to reply to formal protests from parishioners distraught at the closure of six churches (some of them thriving) in the Pontefract deanery. But I bet he finds time to respond to English Heritage's decision to slap a Grade II listing on Holy Family, Chequerfield, a 1960s building that Roche closed last month.
The heritage watchdog cannot force Big-hearted Arthur (as he isn't known) to re-open the church – but the listing means that it cannot be demolished without going through an expensive planning procedure.
As a result, the diocese's plans to sell the land for housing are severely hampered in the short term. Imagine the dismay at Hinsley Hall, headquarters of the Bishop, his delightful Vicar General Mgr Michael McQuinn and the unfailingly polite and helpful diocesan press officer John Grady.
Here is a report of the English Heritage ruling in the Yorkshire Evening Post. Note this quote:
Diocese of Leeds property administrator David Damant said the sale of the church was proceeding but admitted it was likely to attract a much lower price because of the new restrictions.
A much lower price, eh? But, hey, let's shut the church anyway, because that's what "Bishop Arthur" wants. He wants a red hat, too, I should imagine – but, thanks to the valiant fight put up by the faithful of the six parishes, that's looking less likely by the day.
With bunnycombs, and sparrowmints And Lickatoads all in a row.
Viva Pinata is the impossibly cute gardening sim
Yes, Viva Pinata is back. As I was saying the other day, I've been playing this a fair bit and thought I'd share my green-fingered adventures.
For the uninitiated, Viva Pinata is the impossibly cute gardening sim in which you can entice the titular Pinatas to your plot by planting seeds and digging ponds. These pinatas are gloriously colourful animals with sweetie-sounding names such as the White Flutterscotch, Profitarmole (one of my favourites) and the seed-stealing Sour Shellybean.
The game is utterly delightful, yet has an impressive amount of depth and can be helplessly addictive. It's perhaps more of an expansion on the excellent original than a full-blown sequel, but is immediately more accessible at the same time as having a host of new features and species of Pinata to attract. You can now travel afield to the Dessert Desert and capture sand-dwelling Pinata, or visit an Artic plain to snaffle the Pinatas that are keener in the cold. It's all great fun and is helped no end by the co-op mode, where a second pair of gardening gloves can drop in and out of your garden at any time. It's perfect for parents looking for an excuse to 'help' children in their garden. Don't think they don't know why you're really playing though, Dad.
For me, it's been a great way to spend a lazy evening in with my partner. We'll potter around in the garden attempting to make it beautiful and keep all our resident Pinatas happy. You can even breed them, though the mating ritual is the super-saccharine 'Romance Dance' where your two pinatas head back to their house to disco dance before a stork drops off the newborn. Make of that what you will.
I'm under strict orders from my better half to scare away any Pretztails (foxes) that enter our garden, however, as she doesn't want any of our bunnycombs being hunted for food. It may sound a silly thing, but it's actually a good indication of how attached to your garden's fauna you can become. Sometimes you have to let nature take it's course, but certainly under my partner's watchful eye I'll be chasing those foxes away with my trusty spade.
So our garden is growing nicely, as you can see in the picture above. That's two of our Lickatoads, Lippy and Lucy (yes, you can name them), taking a swim in our freshly built pond. You can take photos about your plot and upload them to Viva Pinata's official site.
Because of that, I'm opening a Viva Pinata photography competition. E-mail me at tom.hoggins@telegraph.co.uk with your best photos in Viva Pinata and hopefully we'll get enough great shots to put together a gallery. It's just for fun and a chance to get your garden seen by the world.
I know this all sounds excruciatingly cute, and at times Viva Pinata does come crashing heavily into the vegetable patch marked 'twee' but it can be difficult to resist its candy-coated charms, even for a manly man like myself*.
This is posted on my page here, but I finally finished up this Mega Man tribute video last night in honor of the upcoming Mega Man 9 and all of Mega Man's 8-bit past. It includes gameplay of the past games with original music, and some original animation by myself. I'm hoping to promote this to all fans of the franchise, so I hope you share it with friends and most of all, enjoy!